Sunday, December 2, 2007


Manweight: Why do you want to be Weight Of The Week?

Unavailable Weight: So many guys out there are potential weights but are currently serving other fembots exclusively, thereby making us unavailable weight. I think that a large part of desiring the weight of a man is satisfying the desire you have for another man. The weight of man, A, can be a substitute for the weight of man B who due to ownership reasons is unavailable for an evening weigh in.

I can recall needing fem-weight when I was single so I slept at a female friends house and used her weight as a filler because my desired weight was unavailable. While my friends weight was amazing weight, it wasn't the weight I missed but was the weight that made me feel better.

I therefore vote myself as an unavailable weight for the ladies out there, who may then use other weights as substitution, either consciously or unconsciously.

Manweight: Where did you and your girl meet?

Unavailable Weight: She picked me up at Snitch.

ManWeight: Fav part of your girls body?

Unavailable Weight: her vagina...no, her ass.

ManWeight: If you were single where would you go to meet women?

UnavailableWeight: There are 2 kinds of girls, hot chicks and not so hot chicks. For a more impressive looker I would go to a nicer bar/lounge but she'd probably be an idiot. For a better conversationalist but not a 10 I would go to a regular bar. But usually I meet chicks through friends. I also like dating bartenders for 2 reasons: 1) they are the hardest to get so it's more fun and 2) free drinks.

ManWeight: Good answer

Unavailable Weight: Thanks...meeting and landing chicks has never been an issue for the unavailable so if I was single or when I used to be single it really depends on the mood I'm in or what caliber of guys I go out with.

Manweight: Meaning the hotter the guys, the better women you meet?

Unavailable Weight: If I go out with guys who are mediocre, then we usually wouldn't go to a bar that attracts hotter chicks cause those guys either wouldn't get in or wouldn't have any fun because they lack the ability to game a hot chick.

MW: ok, cool... I see what you are saying.

UW: Cause why would a 10 go to a bar full of 4's, 5's, and 6's ?

MW: So you know you're gonna meet a hot chick because you are hotter than the other guys you're with? Or because you are going to bars with girls who are not as attractive as you are?

UW: OK, here's how it goes.... If I'm out with 4's, 5's, and 6's then we are gonna go to a bar that is 4, 5, and 6 material so I know I'm not gonna find a 9 or 10 there unless shes lost. If I go out with guys who are attractive and have game then we can go to the 9 or 10 bars and game the hotter chicks. Rarely do people go outside their own comfort zone or their successful zone so depending on who I'm out with I meet different kinds of women. An ugly person who has a harder time meeting someone wouldn't keep going to bar where they have no luck.

MW: Do you have examples of 4,5, and 6 bars and 8, 9, and 10 bars?

UW: sure ... Fiddlesticks, classic 4, 5, 6 bar. The hottest chick in there is a 6 tops but the guys are all nerds so it works.

MW: And to meet 10's?

UW: start going to the need to know someone or gotta be on list bar, and then there you will find hotter chicks, better fashion, better bodies... one variable begets the other and expects the same from its counterparts.

MW: Anything else you have to say about manweight?

UW; there is another variable to weight, love weight.

MW: What is love weight?

UW: I'm unavailable because there is only one weight that does it for me, its the weight of the girl I love. I tried other weights but only my girl fits, so I'm unavailable because of love weight.

MW: Very deep, and also very true.

UW: It's an emotionally deeper or heavier weight. Love and cultural norms are the only reasons I'm monogamous.

MW: Cultural Norms?

UW: because people are naturally attracted to others and primitively were wired to want to bone others the only reason we don't is because our culture teaches us that if we do, then we break our agreement and consequently lose the one we love and I love the shit out of Angela.

MW: So what is your advice to all women looking for a good piece of weight?

UW: looking for weight ladies? The first decision is what kind of weight. A one night stand weight, one month weight or long term weight? Each type has a different approach.

one night stand weight: cleavage, touching in non sexual places, no making out at the bar but lots of suggestive looks and actions. Ok to act and look like a slut but if your blowing the guy in the bathroom then you wont even make it home for the one night....

one month weight: give nothing up on the initial meeting except your number, if he hits on you be responsive but don't act desperate, seeming desperate is ok for one night stand weight but if a guy gets a hint of it he will never consider you for more than the sexy time, if you find yourself hooking up, and hooking up only, no dates, dinners or phone time, then your a month weight and will expire soon...

long term weight: Be willing to lose the guy cause you don't seem interested, cause that will keep him. Demand something better and you'll get it, dinners, conversations, don't have sex right away, its cliche, but those who demand respect get it, and if you do and don't get it, you lose nothing. Be hard to get, sacrifice some sex in order to preserve meaningful sex later, no guy wants a girl who gives it up on night two.



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